domingo, julio 27, 2008

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway.

Fin de semana poca madre.

Desde el viernes todo pintaba bien (con ganas todo es más fácil), luego de un poco de ajetreo, por fin, después de un montón de años, pude tachar de mi lista algo que me debía:



I love you.


Una hermosa, hermosa Yamaha Virago 750, snif.

Hacía no se cuantos años que no manejaba una moto grande y estaba un poco oxidado, pero como se dice, lo que bien se aprende nunca se olvida. Además, el bello sonido de un motor 750 (que activa alarmas al pasar, como debe ser) hace que uno sonría de oreja a oreja.

Después de que me la entregaron, pase por Pablo, el que, afortunadamente, sabe ser un perfecto pasajero y no hace las pendejadas comunes en las que incurren los neófitos en el asunto (hacer contrapeso en las curvas, bajar los pies, etc. etc.). De ahí, a mi casa para una pedota con todas las de la ley. Mulder disminuyo un poco su nivel de vikinguismo y le regresamos un poco de respeto, que luego perdió de nuevo cuando se refirieron a el como “tipillo”, lo cual agradecemos por la buena carrilla que se avecina.

Creo que me quede dormido a las 7 de la mañana. A las 11 ya andaba asoleándome como perro afinando algunos detalles y a las 4 de la tarde ya andaba pedo otra vez, oyendo música de un trío de cinco y atascándome treinta y dos tacos. De nuevo en la noche toquin en mi casa, con una cantante que compensaba su nula capacidad vocal con mucho estilo y actitud. Aja.

Y sobre el otro asunto, pues bien, bien. Es increíble como las cosas pueden tomar una perspectiva totalmente diferente de la noche a la mañana. O tal vez, es la actitud que uno toma ante las cosas lo que las baña ante una nueva luz. Hola, hola, hola, hola.

Ahh, casi se me olvida. Antes de que lo insinúen: si, Mulder, que nunca se había subido a una moto, tenia que hacer lo suyo.

Yo: —Nomás no bajes las patas.

Mulder: —Ok.

Yo: —…y no tienes que abrazarme, para eso tiene la agarradera allá atrás.

Mulder: —Pero es que así me siento mas seguro.

Yo: —…


A partir de ahí me fui manejando sentado en el tanque.


45 comentarios:

AnaVitch dijo...

Chula tu moto.

Pasea mas a Mulder =)

Anónimo dijo...

mulder y huevo son novios .... Bah! Ya ni chiste tiene asi

Anónimo dijo...

woooohhoooo virago rules men!!!!
chida la chopper, en mi opinion los 750 cc son el punto ideal en una moto si vives en la ciudad, ni muy pequeña como para parecer pizzero y ni muy grande como para tentarte a partirte la madre embarrado en algun poste, asi cuando sales a carretera sabes que traes un corcel que respondera sin titubear.
Ahhhh pinche mulder tan marica, ahora entiendo por que esa fijacion por comersela, de seguro es de los nenitas que te van castrando la madre por que te van apretando con sus rodillitas tus costados y eso, solo lo hacen los tipillos jeje

Chica Asustada dijo...

Wooo!

Lo unico que te faltaba era ser biker.

Y dices que no existen los de 10..? Ja!





(quita tu pinche palabra verificadora de hueva...)

eo dijo...

inche mulder, esta cerca, se avecina, la carrilla llegara por el, un leve presentimiento que ya tienen con que joderlo un buen rato, ah que tipillo

vaKero dijo...

pa mi que le gustas al Molder, paros busca el diablo,

Asgard dijo...

cabron felicidades por la virago.. es una de las motos mas chingonas que existen (aunque ami en lo personal me gustan las vulcano o las savage ) disfrutala y pues que chido que la encontraste entera...



pd: eso pasa por subir a putos a las motos como mulder.. pero una moto y la lavia adecuada te dara horas Y HORAS de infinitos placeres sexuales...

Diego יַעֲקֹב dijo...

H
E
L
L

Y
E
A
H!

\m/

Excelente adquisicion, yamaha: nobles, economicas y aguantadoras.
750cc? yo respeto todo lo que tenga mas de 600cc a lo de menos no me subo, es mortal...
Felicidades, Diego

Roberto dijo...

muy audioslave no?

Anónimo dijo...

chinga tu madre tÙ y tu verificador de palabras, pinche puto TE LA COMES!!

Anónimo dijo...

Felicidades, el post es de happy style y hasta se me hace raro leerlo en tu blog.

Por cierto, mi hermana usa esa moto para ir al pan, yo prefiero las de pista, pero cada quién sus nalgas.

Again, enjoy it!

-Alex- dijo...

Felicidades esta genial tu moto nueva, espero te dure mucho tiempo, me acorde del Naco de JLAH que en su blog presumia su moto nueva la cual era un ridiculo monotin si la comparamos con la tuya, algo mas risorio es la cantidad que el naco pago por ella.

La Hija del Don dijo...

Wooooah

Barbara dijo...

jaja! pues lo hubieras bajado para que manejaras agusto...

jiral dijo...

Dicen que las mujeres, deslumbradas por las grandes motos no se fijan en los penes pequeños.

Yo tengo el mismo chevy culero.

Lodi dijo...

Yo quiero una moto!

Y bien por tu nueva adquisicion :)

Sk0rPi0n dijo...

Mmmm... ¿necesitan un garrafonero en Electropura?

D dijo...

y que ataud te dieron con tu motito ???

nunca me han llamado la atencion las motos, vaya ni las que hace don chopper me hacen suspirar , sera porque he perdido 2 grandes amigos que chocaron en sus motos , si , quiza eran muy pendejos para manejar o quiza los que les pegaron eran los pendejos , solo se que si no se hubieran subido a una moto eso no habria pasado pero como haya sido ellos ya no estan aqui y eso no lo cambia nadie , yo que soy su amigo siento culero , no me imagino lo que sienten sus padres ...

chingona la moto , esperemos no seas una cifra mas ...

saludos

Anónimo dijo...

paseame en ella

Sr. Gris dijo...

Un paso mas cerca de Carlos Trejo...

Srta. Pelo dijo...

No leí el post, pero amo las motos, los autos y la velocidad.

Buenas noches!!

Diablo dijo...
Este comentario ha sido eliminado por el autor.
Diablo dijo...

pues esta chingona, es divertido compararla con el monopatin de JLAH, digo, nada mas por joder jaja

DerbX dijo...

Este mismo fin me llegó mi Mac. Si fuera un pinche hippie horoscópico de esos que creen en las coincidencias divinas, ya te estaría dando la nalga o invitando a cenar pero naaah. Que hva.

Chida la moto.

¿Que tal Un casco Alemán?

Luis dijo...

Ya tengo mi casco nazi, ja.

luis, i'm your father dijo...

jajajaja... Carlos Trejo!!

y por eso odia a Maussan. Pinche middle-age crisis cabrona del pinche padilla, aunque claro... como no le alcanza para el auto deportivo tuvo que comprar una pinchurrienta Yamaha 750.

(Just) Danito dijo...

ahdobabes. chida tu moto huevo.

pregunta: cuantos garrafones (llenos) puedes llevar?

(yo nunca he sido de motos, prefiero las 4 ruedas. nunca brillaré en sociedad, snif!)

Anónimo dijo...

Los libros, la vieja de uno y sobre todo las motos no se prestan.

No falta el hijo de puta que te la pide nomas para ponerle un chingazo.

Ta bien culero andar paseando gente, lo unico perdonable y nomas un ratito, seria alguna bella mujersuela de esas que me gustan mucho, osea bien puta.

Una mujer impulsiva dijo...

Wooooow!!!
Felicidades por tu nueva moto, esta con madre, llevame a dar una vuelta :)


P.D.- Te has de ver tremendamente sexy en ella grrrr me encantas

Fer D. dijo...

y ahora cuando el chaleco de cuero, y ya despues te tiñes el cabello rubio...

ahi nos vemos Carlitos.

Axel Sadac dijo...

Con unos 5 kilos más te conviertes en el Carlos Trejo de Queretaro..

Anónimo dijo...

Y con esa moto puedes ir más rápido a chingar a tu madre puto...
Ta chida we...

Anónimo dijo...

tu y yo follando en tu moto.... tipo "Amazing" de Aerosmith!!

Envidiable adquisicion!

Guffo Caballero dijo...

Compadre:
Sueño con pasear abrazadito a usted por toda la ciudad, escuchando "Súbete a mi moto" del grupo Menudo a todo volumen, en una grabadora "Zonda" amarrada a la parte de atrás, snif.
Te has de ver como Javier Bardem en El Huevos de Oro (¿o era Jamón Jamón?). En fin. Muchas felicidades.

P.D. Y con respecto al anónimo del middle age crisis: Yo ya quiero mi middle age crisis pa ver qué me dan ganas de comprar, jojojo.

Tapatio 100% dijo...

órale, las motos son de nacos, cómo le hacemos para contactar a la vieja o marranito ese simpático del video de muse en gdl?

se ve bien puerca la morra pero simpática, contactamela! dile que por $200 dejo que me la chupe, va?

Anónimo dijo...

Comentario suprimido

El autor ha eliminado esta entrada.??????????????

q pedo con la libre expresion??

o era un spam?

Anónimo dijo...

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16-year-old girl
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lolz look it me!!!!! im lack of attention lololz!!!111.
lolz look it me!!!!! im lack of attention lololz!!!111.
Asking for it
Asking for it
every one of them pretends to be a lesbo for the attention
every one of them pretends to be a lesbo for the attention
Sixteen-year-old girl at its best, previously referring to itself as 'miss kayla tha sexy biatch'. Fun fact, this 'sexy biatch' is the one on the left of the picture... not that it really matters - neither of them are at all likely to turn ur boyfriend into ur ex.
Sixteen-year-old girl at its best, previously referring to itself as 'miss kayla tha sexy biatch'. Fun fact, this 'sexy biatch' is the one on the left of the picture... not that it really matters - neither of them are at all likely to turn ur boyfriend into ur ex.
15 year old camwhores DOING IT WRONG.
15 year old camwhores DOING IT WRONG.
16 year old camwhores that are so asking for it.
16 year old camwhores that are so asking for it.
this is what happens when girls dont listen in geography the woman show has a master degree in no sucking and a gcse in tit wanking.
this is what happens when girls dont listen in geography the woman show has a master degree in no sucking and a gcse in tit wanking.
A 13-year-old boy and a 15 or 16-year-old girl start their full work day at Scientology, Melbourne. They could be your boss. This is normal.
A 13-year-old boy and a 15 or 16-year-old girl start their full work day at Scientology, Melbourne. They could be your boss. This is normal.
Omg they like, so totally don't show their fat ugly asses, for their totally gay sport.
Omg they like, so totally don't show their fat ugly asses, for their totally gay sport.
Proof 16 year old girls love nigras.
Proof 16 year old girls love nigras.
Teen Girl Squad!
Teen Girl Squad!
OMG U GUYS im liek soooo funny and different!!!!!!1111nineeleven
OMG U GUYS im liek soooo funny and different!!!!!!1111nineeleven

16-year-old girl is a term used as a sweeping reference to all teenage girls on teh internets (in fact, most 16 year-old girls are 13 or younger): their juvenile gossip, teen angst, inability to say a sentence without the word "like", excitement over pop culture and incoherent posting using strange expressions, unusual typing styles, and aLtCaPs to scald your retina. They are also a known producer of anti-lulz, the disease that causes AIDS and a whole slew of other virile venereal diseases.

It should be mentioned that the term is in direct conflict with the rules of the internet, which state that there are NO girls on the internet; this means that 99.9% of them are really men with rapeable bodies, hiding a dong under their Spongebob Squarepants underwear, or were men before a radical sex change.

One special characteristic of these underage soon-to-be-just-like-all-grown-women-whores is that they are sucking on teh cock 90% of the time they spend wasting oxygen. The other 10% is wasted in the throws of anorexia.
Contents
[hide]

* 1 History
* 2 Psychology
* 3 Conversations
* 4 Identification in the wild
* 5 Fun Facts
* 6 16-Year-Old Girls on Myspace
* 7 Educational Videos
* 8 16-Year-Old Gallery
* 9 16-Year-Old Girls OL
* 10 See Also
* 11 External Links

[edit] History

Sixteen-year-old girls represent some 90 percent of the teen population and are ubiquitous on the Internets. They typically have over 9000 journals or blogs, and specialize in creating fan signs and eljay whorage. It's easy to confuse them with fifteen-year-old girls, who are fairly similar.

PROTIP for Forum Administrators: If you invite one 16-year-old girl to your forum, she will invite all her stupid friends to come too, because, like, oh my god, oh em gee, this place is so CUTE!!! This technique must only be used in emergencies, since it will either make your forum almost as n00bish as OtakuWorks, or turn it into the next MySpace before 2009.
[edit] Psychology

16 year old girls have an incurable hunger: no, not for black cock but for something worse- Attention. A typical 16 year old girl will babble on endlessly about her "problems" like how her parents are "Like OMG SO LAME!!1" for not letting her out of the house dressed like a common back-alley prostitute. Parents are only trying to protect them from the evils of the outside world.

16 year old girls tend to have very poor body image issues no matter how smokin' hot they are they think they're fat which gets annoying as shit. Unless they actually are if so, then troll for eazy LULZ. Disregard that, if she is Pro Ana call her a fucking whale, sit back and watch the lulz roll in.
[edit] Conversations

Sixteen-year-old girls have a tendency to call you late at night to talk about stupid nonsense thinking that they're convincing you of how intellectual they are. As part of their irrational desire to attract older men, even the ones in special-education programs will try to convince you that they're really mature for their age. They also love cock in their often loose hallway vaginae. It is known that they prefer Hammers of Dawn belonging to nigras.

First, they'll tell you how much they love the pointless, pretentious, nonsensical, and edgy mind-fuck movie they just watched. They'll also bring up whatever shitty band was just on TV. Then they'll try to discuss philosophy without having ever studied philosophy but maybe just Wikipedia'd Sartre and found it too hard to finish. They believe themselves omnipotent super chicks incapable of error and will kick you out of their StickAm chat if you disagree with them.

Sitting through this is like stabbing your dick repeatedly, which cancels out the subsequent, albeit dubious benefits of acquiring 9,001 MySpace friends.
[edit] Identification in the wild

Most sixteen-year-old girls give themselves away by producing a never-ending stream of mallcore tripe about subjects like sXe, shit bands, trying miserably for the attentions of bois that ignore them (see emo), and Jesus.

A high proportion of this sort of posting combined with huge numbers of camwhore pics is at least 100% accurate at predicting the presence of a 16-year-old girl. They may also run around like crazy people in the seahorses.

Some specimens, however, take on a coy persona. They may make their journals friends only, but these coquettish underage vixens can nonetheless be identified using the following probability chart:

* site or journal in tiny font nearly the same color as the background

* see also: MySpace whore
* if all lower case: see emo
* if altcaps: see suburban hXc

90% probable

* site or journal layout includes text like "1024x768. internet explorer. css. frames. respect for what's mine."

93% probable

* if this line includes "tolerance for [...]"

95% probable

* site or journal layout includes the cropped corner of an internet disease photo or a photo of celebrities, overlaid with fancy script fonts, spraypaint brushes, and/or small stars or ghey sparkles

97% probable

* if the link to the bio page is the word "girl" instead of "bio" or "about me"

98% probable

* if her age is in the 60-99 years old range

99.5% probable

* if a veiled reference to cutting or being ana is present in banner/links

99% probable

* and finally, if the site or journal layout changes your mouse pointers from the default to something retarded

100% probable

Using this handy guide, you can instantly identify the owner of this placeholder page as a 16-year-old girl. Note the mouse pointers. It's 100% certain and was later verified!

In a less virtual capacity, signs to spot 16-year-old girls are: a constant need to hug each other, a constant need to hug some fat faggot no one likes, a constant need to defend a fat faggot no one likes when attacked, speaking at an incomprehensible speed, laughing at something that's rude at a high decibel level e.g. OH MY GOD YOU JUST SAID WILLY! TATS FUNNY LOL.
[edit] Fun Facts

* By raping a 16-year-old-girl, you automatically win manliness points.
* All 16-year-old-girls have absolutely no brain. No exceptions.
* It is in this age that they are most likely to become lesbians.
* Every man in existence has fapped to the fantasy of raping a 16-year-old-girl at least twice.
* Every 16-year-old-girl has masturbated to the fantasy of being raped over 9000 times.
* Every 16-year-old-girl has masturbated to the fantasy of being tentacle raped at least 100 times.
* Snuff films starring this form of internet disease is in fact legal in any state.
* In Uganda, or some of those shitty countries that doesn't even have a flag, hitting a 16-year-old-girl awards you a medal and an internets.
* All 16-year-old-girls secretly want it up their asses so rape is considered epic win.

[edit] 16-Year-Old Girls on Myspace

So far, there has been one species of 16-Year-Old Girl discovered. The Common Red-Breasted 16-Year-Old, indigenous to most parts of the world, (excepting, naturally, Africa, Iraq and China, in which any woman that dares open her mouth is instantly delt with. The myspace of the Common Red-Breast is usually a one or two word variation of the following:

"I love movies, music, people, being loud and crazy. I cant wait to turn 18 because I really want a tatoo really bad and to get out of my house! I often have moments were I get lost in thought about life in general, why we are here, and what happens next. I have a tendency to wear alot of black. Hey, it's a slimming color. :) I usually am a terrible speller. yay. I am the BIGGEST blonde. My god I can be funny some times. I really need to learn how to think before I talk, I have a real problem of not doing that.....Well I am done writing about me. Yeah so Bye! :P"

Current mood: depressed.

How long can YOU go without kicking her in the cunt?

How about this one?

my names Jayde, i really like deep thought (moar liek throat amirite?) and i totally wish i was married to bam margera and ryan sheckler at the same time! (is that like possible?!) anyways im feeling Kooky just had TON of sugar! OMG All my friends smoke marijuana! Don't they know it kills braincells! i reeelle dont wanna smoke i just like drinking and like havin a good time u no?? and its so hard all the time with guys just checking me out and acting like im some kindof thinggg u no!! omg im so depressed cuz i gained like 12 pounds this summer and it all went to my asss so i just feel like a fatty all the time.
[edit] Educational Videos

The rare 13 year-old breed.


WARNING: DO NOT WATCH.


WUT


Every typical 16-year-old girl underneath all the fat-girl angle shots.
[edit] 16-Year-Old Gallery

Like, totally! tehehe!


Glitter graphics--the tool 16 year old girls use to hypnotize you into commenting on their pictures. Excessive use of these delicate weapons of mass destruction gives visitors seizures.


What happens when you make fun of a 16 year old girls myspace page.


Moar 16 year old girls. Note the shitty pseudo-scene/???? MySpace photography, commonly mistaken as art

Guess the loli...


Every 16 year old girls fantasy.*They think they can convert any fag 'look at pic' into first class heterosexuals*


Some 16-year-old-girls are asking for Nigra cock, which is the reason for AIDS.


A formal portrait of a 16 year old

An acceptable means of raising your 16 year old daughter


Taking the moral highground with a look of disgust is one of their favorite pastimes.


It's 16-year-old girl but is it art?


Arabs handle their problems the right way

16 year old girls tend to congregate together


Attention whores and 16 year old girls go together like AIDS and Africa
[edit] 16-Year-Old Girls OL

* Rachelle Waterman
* Sinderella7
* Cory Kennedy
* Crystal Shinkle
* Moot
* Sarah Champion
* Lynzee Stauss
* Poptarrrt
* Princessoftheponies
* Trap-kun
* Vidal
* Yariman
* Gas Mask Girl
* Myspace whore
* ILY
* Zoe Kimball
* Tammyslut
* Vanessa Hudgens
* Gothbabe0504
* Lonelygirl15
* Jasmine Richardson

[edit] See Also

* 14/f/Cali
* 16 year old Japanese schoolgirl
* 16 year old rape victim needs help
* 13-year-old boy
* Teenager
* Pedo Baiting
* Underage b&
* Suicide
* Technical virgin
* Preteen pageant
* Cheerleader
* I'm so confused
* Cutting
* Angst
* OMG
* Asking for it

[edit] External Links

* Teenage girls so, like, rule English
* OMG Yahoo!
* www.dolliecrave.com Source for 100% of 16-year-old girl avatars and myspace layouts Warning: might WILL make you want to tear your eyes out.


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16-year-old girl
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lolz look it me!!!!! im lack of attention lololz!!!111.
lolz look it me!!!!! im lack of attention lololz!!!111.
Asking for it
Asking for it
every one of them pretends to be a lesbo for the attention
every one of them pretends to be a lesbo for the attention
Sixteen-year-old girl at its best, previously referring to itself as 'miss kayla tha sexy biatch'. Fun fact, this 'sexy biatch' is the one on the left of the picture... not that it really matters - neither of them are at all likely to turn ur boyfriend into ur ex.
Sixteen-year-old girl at its best, previously referring to itself as 'miss kayla tha sexy biatch'. Fun fact, this 'sexy biatch' is the one on the left of the picture... not that it really matters - neither of them are at all likely to turn ur boyfriend into ur ex.
15 year old camwhores DOING IT WRONG.
15 year old camwhores DOING IT WRONG.
16 year old camwhores that are so asking for it.
16 year old camwhores that are so asking for it.
this is what happens when girls dont listen in geography the woman show has a master degree in no sucking and a gcse in tit wanking.
this is what happens when girls dont listen in geography the woman show has a master degree in no sucking and a gcse in tit wanking.
A 13-year-old boy and a 15 or 16-year-old girl start their full work day at Scientology, Melbourne. They could be your boss. This is normal.
A 13-year-old boy and a 15 or 16-year-old girl start their full work day at Scientology, Melbourne. They could be your boss. This is normal.
Omg they like, so totally don't show their fat ugly asses, for their totally gay sport.
Omg they like, so totally don't show their fat ugly asses, for their totally gay sport.
Proof 16 year old girls love nigras.
Proof 16 year old girls love nigras.
Teen Girl Squad!
Teen Girl Squad!
OMG U GUYS im liek soooo funny and different!!!!!!1111nineeleven
OMG U GUYS im liek soooo funny and different!!!!!!1111nineeleven

16-year-old girl is a term used as a sweeping reference to all teenage girls on teh internets (in fact, most 16 year-old girls are 13 or younger): their juvenile gossip, teen angst, inability to say a sentence without the word "like", excitement over pop culture and incoherent posting using strange expressions, unusual typing styles, and aLtCaPs to scald your retina. They are also a known producer of anti-lulz, the disease that causes AIDS and a whole slew of other virile venereal diseases.

It should be mentioned that the term is in direct conflict with the rules of the internet, which state that there are NO girls on the internet; this means that 99.9% of them are really men with rapeable bodies, hiding a dong under their Spongebob Squarepants underwear, or were men before a radical sex change.

One special characteristic of these underage soon-to-be-just-like-all-grown-women-whores is that they are sucking on teh cock 90% of the time they spend wasting oxygen. The other 10% is wasted in the throws of anorexia.
Contents
[hide]

* 1 History
* 2 Psychology
* 3 Conversations
* 4 Identification in the wild
* 5 Fun Facts
* 6 16-Year-Old Girls on Myspace
* 7 Educational Videos
* 8 16-Year-Old Gallery
* 9 16-Year-Old Girls OL
* 10 See Also
* 11 External Links

[edit] History

Sixteen-year-old girls represent some 90 percent of the teen population and are ubiquitous on the Internets. They typically have over 9000 journals or blogs, and specialize in creating fan signs and eljay whorage. It's easy to confuse them with fifteen-year-old girls, who are fairly similar.

PROTIP for Forum Administrators: If you invite one 16-year-old girl to your forum, she will invite all her stupid friends to come too, because, like, oh my god, oh em gee, this place is so CUTE!!! This technique must only be used in emergencies, since it will either make your forum almost as n00bish as OtakuWorks, or turn it into the next MySpace before 2009.
[edit] Psychology

16 year old girls have an incurable hunger: no, not for black cock but for something worse- Attention. A typical 16 year old girl will babble on endlessly about her "problems" like how her parents are "Like OMG SO LAME!!1" for not letting her out of the house dressed like a common back-alley prostitute. Parents are only trying to protect them from the evils of the outside world.

16 year old girls tend to have very poor body image issues no matter how smokin' hot they are they think they're fat which gets annoying as shit. Unless they actually are if so, then troll for eazy LULZ. Disregard that, if she is Pro Ana call her a fucking whale, sit back and watch the lulz roll in.
[edit] Conversations

Sixteen-year-old girls have a tendency to call you late at night to talk about stupid nonsense thinking that they're convincing you of how intellectual they are. As part of their irrational desire to attract older men, even the ones in special-education programs will try to convince you that they're really mature for their age. They also love cock in their often loose hallway vaginae. It is known that they prefer Hammers of Dawn belonging to nigras.

First, they'll tell you how much they love the pointless, pretentious, nonsensical, and edgy mind-fuck movie they just watched. They'll also bring up whatever shitty band was just on TV. Then they'll try to discuss philosophy without having ever studied philosophy but maybe just Wikipedia'd Sartre and found it too hard to finish. They believe themselves omnipotent super chicks incapable of error and will kick you out of their StickAm chat if you disagree with them.

Sitting through this is like stabbing your dick repeatedly, which cancels out the subsequent, albeit dubious benefits of acquiring 9,001 MySpace friends.
[edit] Identification in the wild

Most sixteen-year-old girls give themselves away by producing a never-ending stream of mallcore tripe about subjects like sXe, shit bands, trying miserably for the attentions of bois that ignore them (see emo), and Jesus.

A high proportion of this sort of posting combined with huge numbers of camwhore pics is at least 100% accurate at predicting the presence of a 16-year-old girl. They may also run around like crazy people in the seahorses.

Some specimens, however, take on a coy persona. They may make their journals friends only, but these coquettish underage vixens can nonetheless be identified using the following probability chart:

* site or journal in tiny font nearly the same color as the background

* see also: MySpace whore
* if all lower case: see emo
* if altcaps: see suburban hXc

90% probable

* site or journal layout includes text like "1024x768. internet explorer. css. frames. respect for what's mine."

93% probable

* if this line includes "tolerance for [...]"

95% probable

* site or journal layout includes the cropped corner of an internet disease photo or a photo of celebrities, overlaid with fancy script fonts, spraypaint brushes, and/or small stars or ghey sparkles

97% probable

* if the link to the bio page is the word "girl" instead of "bio" or "about me"

98% probable

* if her age is in the 60-99 years old range

99.5% probable

* if a veiled reference to cutting or being ana is present in banner/links

99% probable

* and finally, if the site or journal layout changes your mouse pointers from the default to something retarded

100% probable

Using this handy guide, you can instantly identify the owner of this placeholder page as a 16-year-old girl. Note the mouse pointers. It's 100% certain and was later verified!

In a less virtual capacity, signs to spot 16-year-old girls are: a constant need to hug each other, a constant need to hug some fat faggot no one likes, a constant need to defend a fat faggot no one likes when attacked, speaking at an incomprehensible speed, laughing at something that's rude at a high decibel level e.g. OH MY GOD YOU JUST SAID WILLY! TATS FUNNY LOL.
[edit] Fun Facts

* By raping a 16-year-old-girl, you automatically win manliness points.
* All 16-year-old-girls have absolutely no brain. No exceptions.
* It is in this age that they are most likely to become lesbians.
* Every man in existence has fapped to the fantasy of raping a 16-year-old-girl at least twice.
* Every 16-year-old-girl has masturbated to the fantasy of being raped over 9000 times.
* Every 16-year-old-girl has masturbated to the fantasy of being tentacle raped at least 100 times.
* Snuff films starring this form of internet disease is in fact legal in any state.
* In Uganda, or some of those shitty countries that doesn't even have a flag, hitting a 16-year-old-girl awards you a medal and an internets.
* All 16-year-old-girls secretly want it up their asses so rape is considered epic win.

[edit] 16-Year-Old Girls on Myspace

So far, there has been one species of 16-Year-Old Girl discovered. The Common Red-Breasted 16-Year-Old, indigenous to most parts of the world, (excepting, naturally, Africa, Iraq and China, in which any woman that dares open her mouth is instantly delt with. The myspace of the Common Red-Breast is usually a one or two word variation of the following:

"I love movies, music, people, being loud and crazy. I cant wait to turn 18 because I really want a tatoo really bad and to get out of my house! I often have moments were I get lost in thought about life in general, why we are here, and what happens next. I have a tendency to wear alot of black. Hey, it's a slimming color. :) I usually am a terrible speller. yay. I am the BIGGEST blonde. My god I can be funny some times. I really need to learn how to think before I talk, I have a real problem of not doing that.....Well I am done writing about me. Yeah so Bye! :P"

Current mood: depressed.

How long can YOU go without kicking her in the cunt?

How about this one?

my names Jayde, i really like deep thought (moar liek throat amirite?) and i totally wish i was married to bam margera and ryan sheckler at the same time! (is that like possible?!) anyways im feeling Kooky just had TON of sugar! OMG All my friends smoke marijuana! Don't they know it kills braincells! i reeelle dont wanna smoke i just like drinking and like havin a good time u no?? and its so hard all the time with guys just checking me out and acting like im some kindof thinggg u no!! omg im so depressed cuz i gained like 12 pounds this summer and it all went to my asss so i just feel like a fatty all the time.
[edit] Educational Videos

The rare 13 year-old breed.


WARNING: DO NOT WATCH.


WUT


Every typical 16-year-old girl underneath all the fat-girl angle shots.
[edit] 16-Year-Old Gallery

Like, totally! tehehe!


Glitter graphics--the tool 16 year old girls use to hypnotize you into commenting on their pictures. Excessive use of these delicate weapons of mass destruction gives visitors seizures.


What happens when you make fun of a 16 year old girls myspace page.


Moar 16 year old girls. Note the shitty pseudo-scene/???? MySpace photography, commonly mistaken as art

Guess the loli...


Every 16 year old girls fantasy.*They think they can convert any fag 'look at pic' into first class heterosexuals*


Some 16-year-old-girls are asking for Nigra cock, which is the reason for AIDS.


A formal portrait of a 16 year old

An acceptable means of raising your 16 year old daughter


Taking the moral highground with a look of disgust is one of their favorite pastimes.


It's 16-year-old girl but is it art?


Arabs handle their problems the right way

16 year old girls tend to congregate together


Attention whores and 16 year old girls go together like AIDS and Africa
[edit] 16-Year-Old Girls OL

* Rachelle Waterman
* Sinderella7
* Cory Kennedy
* Crystal Shinkle
* Moot
* Sarah Champion
* Lynzee Stauss
* Poptarrrt
* Princessoftheponies
* Trap-kun
* Vidal
* Yariman
* Gas Mask Girl
* Myspace whore
* ILY
* Zoe Kimball
* Tammyslut
* Vanessa Hudgens
* Gothbabe0504
* Lonelygirl15
* Jasmine Richardson

[edit] See Also

* 14/f/Cali
* 16 year old Japanese schoolgirl
* 16 year old rape victim needs help
* 13-year-old boy
* Teenager
* Pedo Baiting
* Underage b&
* Suicide
* Technical virgin
* Preteen pageant
* Cheerleader
* I'm so confused
* Cutting
* Angst
* OMG
* Asking for it

[edit] External Links

* Teenage girls so, like, rule English
* OMG Yahoo!
* www.dolliecrave.com Source for 100% of 16-year-old girl avatars and myspace layouts Warning: might WILL make you want to tear your eyes out.


16-year-old girl is part of a series on
Live Journal
Visit the LiveJournal Portal for complete coverage.
16-year-old girl is part of a series on Whores.

[ Flash Me ] [ Put it Away! ] [ Flash Me ] 0
Whore Templates:

16 year old girls • Attention • Cam • Comment • Drama • Fat • Prostatot • Prostitute • Queen • Scene • Skank • Skeezer • Slut
"Famous" Whores:

Amy Winehouse • Anna Nicole Smith • Aria Giovanni • Ashlee Simpson • Ashley Tisdale • Belladonna • Britney Spears • Dave Eggers • Idol • Jamie Lynn Spears • Lily Allen • Madonna • Miss Teen South Carolina • Paris Hilton • The Mulberry Eight • Tila Tequila • Vanessa Hudgens
Internet Whores:

90 Day Jane • Akiane • Aliza Shvarts • Blondie_xoxo • Chris Crocker • Crystal Shinkle • Gemma Anscomb • GoddessMine • Inmendham • Jodie Hudson • Klara Wagner • klutzypriss07 • Laura Talbot • Lustifera • Nameless • Olene • Rachel Bruno • Rahaeli • Randi Harper • Rottensick • Sadhe_Sati • Sema JayHawk • SnowVhite • Sweet Eva • Sub-chan • Tara Gilesbie/My Immortal • Trap-kun • Tricia Walsh-Smith • Verynicelady • Zoey Zane
Their Methods: Angst | Attention | Bebo | Cheating | Comments | Cutting | Desperation | Disease | Drama | Insanity | Internet Disease | LiveJournal | Partying | Taking A Break | What he doesn't know can't hurt him | Narcissism
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lolz look it me!!!!! im lack of attention lololz!!!111.
lolz look it me!!!!! im lack of attention lololz!!!111.
Asking for it
Asking for it
every one of them pretends to be a lesbo for the attention
every one of them pretends to be a lesbo for the attention
Sixteen-year-old girl at its best, previously referring to itself as 'miss kayla tha sexy biatch'. Fun fact, this 'sexy biatch' is the one on the left of the picture... not that it really matters - neither of them are at all likely to turn ur boyfriend into ur ex.
Sixteen-year-old girl at its best, previously referring to itself as 'miss kayla tha sexy biatch'. Fun fact, this 'sexy biatch' is the one on the left of the picture... not that it really matters - neither of them are at all likely to turn ur boyfriend into ur ex.
15 year old camwhores DOING IT WRONG.
15 year old camwhores DOING IT WRONG.
16 year old camwhores that are so asking for it.
16 year old camwhores that are so asking for it.
this is what happens when girls dont listen in geography the woman show has a master degree in no sucking and a gcse in tit wanking.
this is what happens when girls dont listen in geography the woman show has a master degree in no sucking and a gcse in tit wanking.
A 13-year-old boy and a 15 or 16-year-old girl start their full work day at Scientology, Melbourne. They could be your boss. This is normal.
A 13-year-old boy and a 15 or 16-year-old girl start their full work day at Scientology, Melbourne. They could be your boss. This is normal.
Omg they like, so totally don't show their fat ugly asses, for their totally gay sport.
Omg they like, so totally don't show their fat ugly asses, for their totally gay sport.
Proof 16 year old girls love nigras.
Proof 16 year old girls love nigras.
Teen Girl Squad!
Teen Girl Squad!
OMG U GUYS im liek soooo funny and different!!!!!!1111nineeleven
OMG U GUYS im liek soooo funny and different!!!!!!1111nineeleven

16-year-old girl is a term used as a sweeping reference to all teenage girls on teh internets (in fact, most 16 year-old girls are 13 or younger): their juvenile gossip, teen angst, inability to say a sentence without the word "like", excitement over pop culture and incoherent posting using strange expressions, unusual typing styles, and aLtCaPs to scald your retina. They are also a known producer of anti-lulz, the disease that causes AIDS and a whole slew of other virile venereal diseases.

It should be mentioned that the term is in direct conflict with the rules of the internet, which state that there are NO girls on the internet; this means that 99.9% of them are really men with rapeable bodies, hiding a dong under their Spongebob Squarepants underwear, or were men before a radical sex change.

One special characteristic of these underage soon-to-be-just-like-all-grown-women-whores is that they are sucking on teh cock 90% of the time they spend wasting oxygen. The other 10% is wasted in the throws of anorexia.
Contents
[hide]

* 1 History
* 2 Psychology
* 3 Conversations
* 4 Identification in the wild
* 5 Fun Facts
* 6 16-Year-Old Girls on Myspace
* 7 Educational Videos
* 8 16-Year-Old Gallery
* 9 16-Year-Old Girls OL
* 10 See Also
* 11 External Links

[edit] History

Sixteen-year-old girls represent some 90 percent of the teen population and are ubiquitous on the Internets. They typically have over 9000 journals or blogs, and specialize in creating fan signs and eljay whorage. It's easy to confuse them with fifteen-year-old girls, who are fairly similar.

PROTIP for Forum Administrators: If you invite one 16-year-old girl to your forum, she will invite all her stupid friends to come too, because, like, oh my god, oh em gee, this place is so CUTE!!! This technique must only be used in emergencies, since it will either make your forum almost as n00bish as OtakuWorks, or turn it into the next MySpace before 2009.
[edit] Psychology

16 year old girls have an incurable hunger: no, not for black cock but for something worse- Attention. A typical 16 year old girl will babble on endlessly about her "problems" like how her parents are "Like OMG SO LAME!!1" for not letting her out of the house dressed like a common back-alley prostitute. Parents are only trying to protect them from the evils of the outside world.

16 year old girls tend to have very poor body image issues no matter how smokin' hot they are they think they're fat which gets annoying as shit. Unless they actually are if so, then troll for eazy LULZ. Disregard that, if she is Pro Ana call her a fucking whale, sit back and watch the lulz roll in.
[edit] Conversations

Sixteen-year-old girls have a tendency to call you late at night to talk about stupid nonsense thinking that they're convincing you of how intellectual they are. As part of their irrational desire to attract older men, even the ones in special-education programs will try to convince you that they're really mature for their age. They also love cock in their often loose hallway vaginae. It is known that they prefer Hammers of Dawn belonging to nigras.

First, they'll tell you how much they love the pointless, pretentious, nonsensical, and edgy mind-fuck movie they just watched. They'll also bring up whatever shitty band was just on TV. Then they'll try to discuss philosophy without having ever studied philosophy but maybe just Wikipedia'd Sartre and found it too hard to finish. They believe themselves omnipotent super chicks incapable of error and will kick you out of their StickAm chat if you disagree with them.

Sitting through this is like stabbing your dick repeatedly, which cancels out the subsequent, albeit dubious benefits of acquiring 9,001 MySpace friends.
[edit] Identification in the wild

Most sixteen-year-old girls give themselves away by producing a never-ending stream of mallcore tripe about subjects like sXe, shit bands, trying miserably for the attentions of bois that ignore them (see emo), and Jesus.

A high proportion of this sort of posting combined with huge numbers of camwhore pics is at least 100% accurate at predicting the presence of a 16-year-old girl. They may also run around like crazy people in the seahorses.

Some specimens, however, take on a coy persona. They may make their journals friends only, but these coquettish underage vixens can nonetheless be identified using the following probability chart:

* site or journal in tiny font nearly the same color as the background

* see also: MySpace whore
* if all lower case: see emo
* if altcaps: see suburban hXc

90% probable

* site or journal layout includes text like "1024x768. internet explorer. css. frames. respect for what's mine."

93% probable

* if this line includes "tolerance for [...]"

95% probable

* site or journal layout includes the cropped corner of an internet disease photo or a photo of celebrities, overlaid with fancy script fonts, spraypaint brushes, and/or small stars or ghey sparkles

97% probable

* if the link to the bio page is the word "girl" instead of "bio" or "about me"

98% probable

* if her age is in the 60-99 years old range

99.5% probable

* if a veiled reference to cutting or being ana is present in banner/links

99% probable

* and finally, if the site or journal layout changes your mouse pointers from the default to something retarded

100% probable

Using this handy guide, you can instantly identify the owner of this placeholder page as a 16-year-old girl. Note the mouse pointers. It's 100% certain and was later verified!

In a less virtual capacity, signs to spot 16-year-old girls are: a constant need to hug each other, a constant need to hug some fat faggot no one likes, a constant need to defend a fat faggot no one likes when attacked, speaking at an incomprehensible speed, laughing at something that's rude at a high decibel level e.g. OH MY GOD YOU JUST SAID WILLY! TATS FUNNY LOL.
[edit] Fun Facts

* By raping a 16-year-old-girl, you automatically win manliness points.
* All 16-year-old-girls have absolutely no brain. No exceptions.
* It is in this age that they are most likely to become lesbians.
* Every man in existence has fapped to the fantasy of raping a 16-year-old-girl at least twice.
* Every 16-year-old-girl has masturbated to the fantasy of being raped over 9000 times.
* Every 16-year-old-girl has masturbated to the fantasy of being tentacle raped at least 100 times.
* Snuff films starring this form of internet disease is in fact legal in any state.
* In Uganda, or some of those shitty countries that doesn't even have a flag, hitting a 16-year-old-girl awards you a medal and an internets.
* All 16-year-old-girls secretly want it up their asses so rape is considered epic win.

[edit] 16-Year-Old Girls on Myspace

So far, there has been one species of 16-Year-Old Girl discovered. The Common Red-Breasted 16-Year-Old, indigenous to most parts of the world, (excepting, naturally, Africa, Iraq and China, in which any woman that dares open her mouth is instantly delt with. The myspace of the Common Red-Breast is usually a one or two word variation of the following:

"I love movies, music, people, being loud and crazy. I cant wait to turn 18 because I really want a tatoo really bad and to get out of my house! I often have moments were I get lost in thought about life in general, why we are here, and what happens next. I have a tendency to wear alot of black. Hey, it's a slimming color. :) I usually am a terrible speller. yay. I am the BIGGEST blonde. My god I can be funny some times. I really need to learn how to think before I talk, I have a real problem of not doing that.....Well I am done writing about me. Yeah so Bye! :P"

Current mood: depressed.

How long can YOU go without kicking her in the cunt?

How about this one?

my names Jayde, i really like deep thought (moar liek throat amirite?) and i totally wish i was married to bam margera and ryan sheckler at the same time! (is that like possible?!) anyways im feeling Kooky just had TON of sugar! OMG All my friends smoke marijuana! Don't they know it kills braincells! i reeelle dont wanna smoke i just like drinking and like havin a good time u no?? and its so hard all the time with guys just checking me out and acting like im some kindof thinggg u no!! omg im so depressed cuz i gained like 12 pounds this summer and it all went to my asss so i just feel like a fatty all the time.
[edit] Educational Videos

The rare 13 year-old breed.


WARNING: DO NOT WATCH.


WUT


Every typical 16-year-old girl underneath all the fat-girl angle shots.
[edit] 16-Year-Old Gallery

Like, totally! tehehe!


Glitter graphics--the tool 16 year old girls use to hypnotize you into commenting on their pictures. Excessive use of these delicate weapons of mass destruction gives visitors seizures.


What happens when you make fun of a 16 year old girls myspace page.


Moar 16 year old girls. Note the shitty pseudo-scene/???? MySpace photography, commonly mistaken as art

Guess the loli...


Every 16 year old girls fantasy.*They think they can convert any fag 'look at pic' into first class heterosexuals*


Some 16-year-old-girls are asking for Nigra cock, which is the reason for AIDS.


A formal portrait of a 16 year old

An acceptable means of raising your 16 year old daughter


Taking the moral highground with a look of disgust is one of their favorite pastimes.


It's 16-year-old girl but is it art?


Arabs handle their problems the right way

16 year old girls tend to congregate together


Attention whores and 16 year old girls go together like AIDS and Africa
[edit] 16-Year-Old Girls OL

* Rachelle Waterman
* Sinderella7
* Cory Kennedy
* Crystal Shinkle
* Moot
* Sarah Champion
* Lynzee Stauss
* Poptarrrt
* Princessoftheponies
* Trap-kun
* Vidal
* Yariman
* Gas Mask Girl
* Myspace whore
* ILY
* Zoe Kimball
* Tammyslut
* Vanessa Hudgens
* Gothbabe0504
* Lonelygirl15
* Jasmine Richardson

[edit] See Also

* 14/f/Cali
* 16 year old Japanese schoolgirl
* 16 year old rape victim needs help
* 13-year-old boy
* Teenager
* Pedo Baiting
* Underage b&
* Suicide
* Technical virgin
* Preteen pageant
* Cheerleader
* I'm so confused
* Cutting
* Angst
* OMG
* Asking for it

[edit] External Links

* Teenage girls so, like, rule English
* OMG Yahoo!
* www.dolliecrave.com Source for 100% of 16-year-old girl avatars and myspace layouts Warning: might WILL make you want to tear your eyes out.


16-year-old girl is part of a series on
Live Journal
Visit the LiveJournal Portal for complete coverage.
16-year-old girl is part of a series on Whores.

[ Flash Me ] [ Put it Away! ] [ Flash Me ] 0
Whore Templates:

16 year old girls • Attention • Cam • Comment • Drama • Fat • Prostatot • Prostitute • Queen • Scene • Skank • Skeezer • Slut
"Famous" Whores:

Amy Winehouse • Anna Nicole Smith • Aria Giovanni • Ashlee Simpson • Ashley Tisdale • Belladonna • Britney Spears • Dave Eggers • Idol • Jamie Lynn Spears • Lily Allen • Madonna • Miss Teen South Carolina • Paris Hilton • The Mulberry Eight • Tila Tequila • Vanessa Hudgens
Internet Whores:

90 Day Jane • Akiane • Aliza Shvarts • Blondie_xoxo • Chris Crocker • Crystal Shinkle • Gemma Anscomb • GoddessMine • Inmendham • Jodie Hudson • Klara Wagner • klutzypriss07 • Laura Talbot • Lustifera • Nameless • Olene • Rachel Bruno • Rahaeli • Randi Harper • Rottensick • Sadhe_Sati • Sema JayHawk • SnowVhite • Sweet Eva • Sub-chan • Tara Gilesbie/My Immortal • Trap-kun • Tricia Walsh-Smith • Verynicelady • Zoey Zane
Their Methods: Angst | Attention | Bebo | Cheating | Comments | Cutting | Desperation | Disease | Drama | Insanity | Internet Disease | LiveJournal | Partying | Taking A Break | What he doesn't know can't hurt him | Narcissism
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lolz look it me!!!!! im lack of attention lololz!!!111.
lolz look it me!!!!! im lack of attention lololz!!!111.
Asking for it
Asking for it
every one of them pretends to be a lesbo for the attention
every one of them pretends to be a lesbo for the attention
Sixteen-year-old girl at its best, previously referring to itself as 'miss kayla tha sexy biatch'. Fun fact, this 'sexy biatch' is the one on the left of the picture... not that it really matters - neither of them are at all likely to turn ur boyfriend into ur ex.
Sixteen-year-old girl at its best, previously referring to itself as 'miss kayla tha sexy biatch'. Fun fact, this 'sexy biatch' is the one on the left of the picture... not that it really matters - neither of them are at all likely to turn ur boyfriend into ur ex.
15 year old camwhores DOING IT WRONG.
15 year old camwhores DOING IT WRONG.
16 year old camwhores that are so asking for it.
16 year old camwhores that are so asking for it.
this is what happens when girls dont listen in geography the woman show has a master degree in no sucking and a gcse in tit wanking.
this is what happens when girls dont listen in geography the woman show has a master degree in no sucking and a gcse in tit wanking.
A 13-year-old boy and a 15 or 16-year-old girl start their full work day at Scientology, Melbourne. They could be your boss. This is normal.
A 13-year-old boy and a 15 or 16-year-old girl start their full work day at Scientology, Melbourne. They could be your boss. This is normal.
Omg they like, so totally don't show their fat ugly asses, for their totally gay sport.
Omg they like, so totally don't show their fat ugly asses, for their totally gay sport.
Proof 16 year old girls love nigras.
Proof 16 year old girls love nigras.
Teen Girl Squad!
Teen Girl Squad!
OMG U GUYS im liek soooo funny and different!!!!!!1111nineeleven
OMG U GUYS im liek soooo funny and different!!!!!!1111nineeleven

16-year-old girl is a term used as a sweeping reference to all teenage girls on teh internets (in fact, most 16 year-old girls are 13 or younger): their juvenile gossip, teen angst, inability to say a sentence without the word "like", excitement over pop culture and incoherent posting using strange expressions, unusual typing styles, and aLtCaPs to scald your retina. They are also a known producer of anti-lulz, the disease that causes AIDS and a whole slew of other virile venereal diseases.

It should be mentioned that the term is in direct conflict with the rules of the internet, which state that there are NO girls on the internet; this means that 99.9% of them are really men with rapeable bodies, hiding a dong under their Spongebob Squarepants underwear, or were men before a radical sex change.

One special characteristic of these underage soon-to-be-just-like-all-grown-women-whores is that they are sucking on teh cock 90% of the time they spend wasting oxygen. The other 10% is wasted in the throws of anorexia.
Contents
[hide]

* 1 History
* 2 Psychology
* 3 Conversations
* 4 Identification in the wild
* 5 Fun Facts
* 6 16-Year-Old Girls on Myspace
* 7 Educational Videos
* 8 16-Year-Old Gallery
* 9 16-Year-Old Girls OL
* 10 See Also
* 11 External Links

[edit] History

Sixteen-year-old girls represent some 90 percent of the teen population and are ubiquitous on the Internets. They typically have over 9000 journals or blogs, and specialize in creating fan signs and eljay whorage. It's easy to confuse them with fifteen-year-old girls, who are fairly similar.

PROTIP for Forum Administrators: If you invite one 16-year-old girl to your forum, she will invite all her stupid friends to come too, because, like, oh my god, oh em gee, this place is so CUTE!!! This technique must only be used in emergencies, since it will either make your forum almost as n00bish as OtakuWorks, or turn it into the next MySpace before 2009.
[edit] Psychology

16 year old girls have an incurable hunger: no, not for black cock but for something worse- Attention. A typical 16 year old girl will babble on endlessly about her "problems" like how her parents are "Like OMG SO LAME!!1" for not letting her out of the house dressed like a common back-alley prostitute. Parents are only trying to protect them from the evils of the outside world.

16 year old girls tend to have very poor body image issues no matter how smokin' hot they are they think they're fat which gets annoying as shit. Unless they actually are if so, then troll for eazy LULZ. Disregard that, if she is Pro Ana call her a fucking whale, sit back and watch the lulz roll in.
[edit] Conversations

Sixteen-year-old girls have a tendency to call you late at night to talk about stupid nonsense thinking that they're convincing you of how intellectual they are. As part of their irrational desire to attract older men, even the ones in special-education programs will try to convince you that they're really mature for their age. They also love cock in their often loose hallway vaginae. It is known that they prefer Hammers of Dawn belonging to nigras.

First, they'll tell you how much they love the pointless, pretentious, nonsensical, and edgy mind-fuck movie they just watched. They'll also bring up whatever shitty band was just on TV. Then they'll try to discuss philosophy without having ever studied philosophy but maybe just Wikipedia'd Sartre and found it too hard to finish. They believe themselves omnipotent super chicks incapable of error and will kick you out of their StickAm chat if you disagree with them.

Sitting through this is like stabbing your dick repeatedly, which cancels out the subsequent, albeit dubious benefits of acquiring 9,001 MySpace friends.
[edit] Identification in the wild

Most sixteen-year-old girls give themselves away by producing a never-ending stream of mallcore tripe about subjects like sXe, shit bands, trying miserably for the attentions of bois that ignore them (see emo), and Jesus.

A high proportion of this sort of posting combined with huge numbers of camwhore pics is at least 100% accurate at predicting the presence of a 16-year-old girl. They may also run around like crazy people in the seahorses.

Some specimens, however, take on a coy persona. They may make their journals friends only, but these coquettish underage vixens can nonetheless be identified using the following probability chart:

* site or journal in tiny font nearly the same color as the background

* see also: MySpace whore
* if all lower case: see emo
* if altcaps: see suburban hXc

90% probable

* site or journal layout includes text like "1024x768. internet explorer. css. frames. respect for what's mine."

93% probable

* if this line includes "tolerance for [...]"

95% probable

* site or journal layout includes the cropped corner of an internet disease photo or a photo of celebrities, overlaid with fancy script fonts, spraypaint brushes, and/or small stars or ghey sparkles

97% probable

* if the link to the bio page is the word "girl" instead of "bio" or "about me"

98% probable

* if her age is in the 60-99 years old range

99.5% probable

* if a veiled reference to cutting or being ana is present in banner/links

99% probable

* and finally, if the site or journal layout changes your mouse pointers from the default to something retarded

100% probable

Using this handy guide, you can instantly identify the owner of this placeholder page as a 16-year-old girl. Note the mouse pointers. It's 100% certain and was later verified!

In a less virtual capacity, signs to spot 16-year-old girls are: a constant need to hug each other, a constant need to hug some fat faggot no one likes, a constant need to defend a fat faggot no one likes when attacked, speaking at an incomprehensible speed, laughing at something that's rude at a high decibel level e.g. OH MY GOD YOU JUST SAID WILLY! TATS FUNNY LOL.
[edit] Fun Facts

* By raping a 16-year-old-girl, you automatically win manliness points.
* All 16-year-old-girls have absolutely no brain. No exceptions.
* It is in this age that they are most likely to become lesbians.
* Every man in existence has fapped to the fantasy of raping a 16-year-old-girl at least twice.
* Every 16-year-old-girl has masturbated to the fantasy of being raped over 9000 times.
* Every 16-year-old-girl has masturbated to the fantasy of being tentacle raped at least 100 times.
* Snuff films starring this form of internet disease is in fact legal in any state.
* In Uganda, or some of those shitty countries that doesn't even have a flag, hitting a 16-year-old-girl awards you a medal and an internets.
* All 16-year-old-girls secretly want it up their asses so rape is considered epic win.

[edit] 16-Year-Old Girls on Myspace

So far, there has been one species of 16-Year-Old Girl discovered. The Common Red-Breasted 16-Year-Old, indigenous to most parts of the world, (excepting, naturally, Africa, Iraq and China, in which any woman that dares open her mouth is instantly delt with. The myspace of the Common Red-Breast is usually a one or two word variation of the following:

"I love movies, music, people, being loud and crazy. I cant wait to turn 18 because I really want a tatoo really bad and to get out of my house! I often have moments were I get lost in thought about life in general, why we are here, and what happens next. I have a tendency to wear alot of black. Hey, it's a slimming color. :) I usually am a terrible speller. yay. I am the BIGGEST blonde. My god I can be funny some times. I really need to learn how to think before I talk, I have a real problem of not doing that.....Well I am done writing about me. Yeah so Bye! :P"

Current mood: depressed.

How long can YOU go without kicking her in the cunt?

How about this one?

my names Jayde, i really like deep thought (moar liek throat amirite?) and i totally wish i was married to bam margera and ryan sheckler at the same time! (is that like possible?!) anyways im feeling Kooky just had TON of sugar! OMG All my friends smoke marijuana! Don't they know it kills braincells! i reeelle dont wanna smoke i just like drinking and like havin a good time u no?? and its so hard all the time with guys just checking me out and acting like im some kindof thinggg u no!! omg im so depressed cuz i gained like 12 pounds this summer and it all went to my asss so i just feel like a fatty all the time.
[edit] Educational Videos

The rare 13 year-old breed.


WARNING: DO NOT WATCH.


WUT


Every typical 16-year-old girl underneath all the fat-girl angle shots.
[edit] 16-Year-Old Gallery

Like, totally! tehehe!


Glitter graphics--the tool 16 year old girls use to hypnotize you into commenting on their pictures. Excessive use of these delicate weapons of mass destruction gives visitors seizures.


What happens when you make fun of a 16 year old girls myspace page.


Moar 16 year old girls. Note the shitty pseudo-scene/???? MySpace photography, commonly mistaken as art

Guess the loli...


Every 16 year old girls fantasy.*They think they can convert any fag 'look at pic' into first class heterosexuals*


Some 16-year-old-girls are asking for Nigra cock, which is the reason for AIDS.


A formal portrait of a 16 year old

An acceptable means of raising your 16 year old daughter


Taking the moral highground with a look of disgust is one of their favorite pastimes.


It's 16-year-old girl but is it art?


Arabs handle their problems the right way

16 year old girls tend to congregate together


Attention whores and 16 year old girls go together like AIDS and Africa
[edit] 16-Year-Old Girls OL

* Rachelle Waterman
* Sinderella7
* Cory Kennedy
* Crystal Shinkle
* Moot
* Sarah Champion
* Lynzee Stauss
* Poptarrrt
* Princessoftheponies
* Trap-kun
* Vidal
* Yariman
* Gas Mask Girl
* Myspace whore
* ILY
* Zoe Kimball
* Tammyslut
* Vanessa Hudgens
* Gothbabe0504
* Lonelygirl15
* Jasmine Richardson

[edit] See Also

* 14/f/Cali
* 16 year old Japanese schoolgirl
* 16 year old rape victim needs help
* 13-year-old boy
* Teenager
* Pedo Baiting
* Underage b&
* Suicide
* Technical virgin
* Preteen pageant
* Cheerleader
* I'm so confused
* Cutting
* Angst
* OMG
* Asking for it

[edit] External Links

* Teenage girls so, like, rule English
* OMG Yahoo!
* www.dolliecrave.com Source for 100% of 16-year-old girl avatars and myspace layouts Warning: might WILL make you want to tear your eyes out.


16-year-old girl is part of a series on
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16-year-old girl is part of a series on Whores.

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Whore Templates:

16 year old girls • Attention • Cam • Comment • Drama • Fat • Prostatot • Prostitute • Queen • Scene • Skank • Skeezer • Slut
"Famous" Whores:

Amy Winehouse • Anna Nicole Smith • Aria Giovanni • Ashlee Simpson • Ashley Tisdale • Belladonna • Britney Spears • Dave Eggers • Idol • Jamie Lynn Spears • Lily Allen • Madonna • Miss Teen South Carolina • Paris Hilton • The Mulberry Eight • Tila Tequila • Vanessa Hudgens
Internet Whores:

90 Day Jane • Akiane • Aliza Shvarts • Blondie_xoxo • Chris Crocker • Crystal Shinkle • Gemma Anscomb • GoddessMine • Inmendham • Jodie Hudson • Klara Wagner • klutzypriss07 • Laura Talbot • Lustifera • Nameless • Olene • Rachel Bruno • Rahaeli • Randi Harper • Rottensick • Sadhe_Sati • Sema JayHawk • SnowVhite • Sweet Eva • Sub-chan • Tara Gilesbie/My Immortal • Trap-kun • Tricia Walsh-Smith • Verynicelady • Zoey Zane
Their Methods: Angst | Attention | Bebo | Cheating | Comments | Cutting | Desperation | Disease | Drama | Insanity | Internet Disease | LiveJournal | Partying | Taking A Break | What he doesn't know can't hurt him | Narcissism
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lolz look it me!!!!! im lack of attention lololz!!!111.
lolz look it me!!!!! im lack of attention lololz!!!111.
Asking for it
Asking for it
every one of them pretends to be a lesbo for the attention
every one of them pretends to be a lesbo for the attention
Sixteen-year-old girl at its best, previously referring to itself as 'miss kayla tha sexy biatch'. Fun fact, this 'sexy biatch' is the one on the left of the picture... not that it really matters - neither of them are at all likely to turn ur boyfriend into ur ex.
Sixteen-year-old girl at its best, previously referring to itself as 'miss kayla tha sexy biatch'. Fun fact, this 'sexy biatch' is the one on the left of the picture... not that it really matters - neither of them are at all likely to turn ur boyfriend into ur ex.
15 year old camwhores DOING IT WRONG.
15 year old camwhores DOING IT WRONG.
16 year old camwhores that are so asking for it.
16 year old camwhores that are so asking for it.
this is what happens when girls dont listen in geography the woman show has a master degree in no sucking and a gcse in tit wanking.
this is what happens when girls dont listen in geography the woman show has a master degree in no sucking and a gcse in tit wanking.
A 13-year-old boy and a 15 or 16-year-old girl start their full work day at Scientology, Melbourne. They could be your boss. This is normal.
A 13-year-old boy and a 15 or 16-year-old girl start their full work day at Scientology, Melbourne. They could be your boss. This is normal.
Omg they like, so totally don't show their fat ugly asses, for their totally gay sport.
Omg they like, so totally don't show their fat ugly asses, for their totally gay sport.
Proof 16 year old girls love nigras.
Proof 16 year old girls love nigras.
Teen Girl Squad!
Teen Girl Squad!
OMG U GUYS im liek soooo funny and different!!!!!!1111nineeleven
OMG U GUYS im liek soooo funny and different!!!!!!1111nineeleven

16-year-old girl is a term used as a sweeping reference to all teenage girls on teh internets (in fact, most 16 year-old girls are 13 or younger): their juvenile gossip, teen angst, inability to say a sentence without the word "like", excitement over pop culture and incoherent posting using strange expressions, unusual typing styles, and aLtCaPs to scald your retina. They are also a known producer of anti-lulz, the disease that causes AIDS and a whole slew of other virile venereal diseases.

It should be mentioned that the term is in direct conflict with the rules of the internet, which state that there are NO girls on the internet; this means that 99.9% of them are really men with rapeable bodies, hiding a dong under their Spongebob Squarepants underwear, or were men before a radical sex change.

One special characteristic of these underage soon-to-be-just-like-all-grown-women-whores is that they are sucking on teh cock 90% of the time they spend wasting oxygen. The other 10% is wasted in the throws of anorexia.
Contents
[hide]

* 1 History
* 2 Psychology
* 3 Conversations
* 4 Identification in the wild
* 5 Fun Facts
* 6 16-Year-Old Girls on Myspace
* 7 Educational Videos
* 8 16-Year-Old Gallery
* 9 16-Year-Old Girls OL
* 10 See Also
* 11 External Links

[edit] History

Sixteen-year-old girls represent some 90 percent of the teen population and are ubiquitous on the Internets. They typically have over 9000 journals or blogs, and specialize in creating fan signs and eljay whorage. It's easy to confuse them with fifteen-year-old girls, who are fairly similar.

PROTIP for Forum Administrators: If you invite one 16-year-old girl to your forum, she will invite all her stupid friends to come too, because, like, oh my god, oh em gee, this place is so CUTE!!! This technique must only be used in emergencies, since it will either make your forum almost as n00bish as OtakuWorks, or turn it into the next MySpace before 2009.
[edit] Psychology

16 year old girls have an incurable hunger: no, not for black cock but for something worse- Attention. A typical 16 year old girl will babble on endlessly about her "problems" like how her parents are "Like OMG SO LAME!!1" for not letting her out of the house dressed like a common back-alley prostitute. Parents are only trying to protect them from the evils of the outside world.

16 year old girls tend to have very poor body image issues no matter how smokin' hot they are they think they're fat which gets annoying as shit. Unless they actually are if so, then troll for eazy LULZ. Disregard that, if she is Pro Ana call her a fucking whale, sit back and watch the lulz roll in.
[edit] Conversations

Sixteen-year-old girls have a tendency to call you late at night to talk about stupid nonsense thinking that they're convincing you of how intellectual they are. As part of their irrational desire to attract older men, even the ones in special-education programs will try to convince you that they're really mature for their age. They also love cock in their often loose hallway vaginae. It is known that they prefer Hammers of Dawn belonging to nigras.

First, they'll tell you how much they love the pointless, pretentious, nonsensical, and edgy mind-fuck movie they just watched. They'll also bring up whatever shitty band was just on TV. Then they'll try to discuss philosophy without having ever studied philosophy but maybe just Wikipedia'd Sartre and found it too hard to finish. They believe themselves omnipotent super chicks incapable of error and will kick you out of their StickAm chat if you disagree with them.

Sitting through this is like stabbing your dick repeatedly, which cancels out the subsequent, albeit dubious benefits of acquiring 9,001 MySpace friends.
[edit] Identification in the wild

Most sixteen-year-old girls give themselves away by producing a never-ending stream of mallcore tripe about subjects like sXe, shit bands, trying miserably for the attentions of bois that ignore them (see emo), and Jesus.

A high proportion of this sort of posting combined with huge numbers of camwhore pics is at least 100% accurate at predicting the presence of a 16-year-old girl. They may also run around like crazy people in the seahorses.

Some specimens, however, take on a coy persona. They may make their journals friends only, but these coquettish underage vixens can nonetheless be identified using the following probability chart:

* site or journal in tiny font nearly the same color as the background

* see also: MySpace whore
* if all lower case: see emo
* if altcaps: see suburban hXc

90% probable

* site or journal layout includes text like "1024x768. internet explorer. css. frames. respect for what's mine."

93% probable

* if this line includes "tolerance for [...]"

95% probable

* site or journal layout includes the cropped corner of an internet disease photo or a photo of celebrities, overlaid with fancy script fonts, spraypaint brushes, and/or small stars or ghey sparkles

97% probable

* if the link to the bio page is the word "girl" instead of "bio" or "about me"

98% probable

* if her age is in the 60-99 years old range

99.5% probable

* if a veiled reference to cutting or being ana is present in banner/links

99% probable

* and finally, if the site or journal layout changes your mouse pointers from the default to something retarded

100% probable

Using this handy guide, you can instantly identify the owner of this placeholder page as a 16-year-old girl. Note the mouse pointers. It's 100% certain and was later verified!

In a less virtual capacity, signs to spot 16-year-old girls are: a constant need to hug each other, a constant need to hug some fat faggot no one likes, a constant need to defend a fat faggot no one likes when attacked, speaking at an incomprehensible speed, laughing at something that's rude at a high decibel level e.g. OH MY GOD YOU JUST SAID WILLY! TATS FUNNY LOL.
[edit] Fun Facts

* By raping a 16-year-old-girl, you automatically win manliness points.
* All 16-year-old-girls have absolutely no brain. No exceptions.
* It is in this age that they are most likely to become lesbians.
* Every man in existence has fapped to the fantasy of raping a 16-year-old-girl at least twice.
* Every 16-year-old-girl has masturbated to the fantasy of being raped over 9000 times.
* Every 16-year-old-girl has masturbated to the fantasy of being tentacle raped at least 100 times.
* Snuff films starring this form of internet disease is in fact legal in any state.
* In Uganda, or some of those shitty countries that doesn't even have a flag, hitting a 16-year-old-girl awards you a medal and an internets.
* All 16-year-old-girls secretly want it up their asses so rape is considered epic win.

[edit] 16-Year-Old Girls on Myspace

So far, there has been one species of 16-Year-Old Girl discovered. The Common Red-Breasted 16-Year-Old, indigenous to most parts of the world, (excepting, naturally, Africa, Iraq and China, in which any woman that dares open her mouth is instantly delt with. The myspace of the Common Red-Breast is usually a one or two word variation of the following:

"I love movies, music, people, being loud and crazy. I cant wait to turn 18 because I really want a tatoo really bad and to get out of my house! I often have moments were I get lost in thought about life in general, why we are here, and what happens next. I have a tendency to wear alot of black. Hey, it's a slimming color. :) I usually am a terrible speller. yay. I am the BIGGEST blonde. My god I can be funny some times. I really need to learn how to think before I talk, I have a real problem of not doing that.....Well I am done writing about me. Yeah so Bye! :P"

Current mood: depressed.

How long can YOU go without kicking her in the cunt?

How about this one?

my names Jayde, i really like deep thought (moar liek throat amirite?) and i totally wish i was married to bam margera and ryan sheckler at the same time! (is that like possible?!) anyways im feeling Kooky just had TON of sugar! OMG All my friends smoke marijuana! Don't they know it kills braincells! i reeelle dont wanna smoke i just like drinking and like havin a good time u no?? and its so hard all the time with guys just checking me out and acting like im some kindof thinggg u no!! omg im so depressed cuz i gained like 12 pounds this summer and it all went to my asss so i just feel like a fatty all the time.
[edit] Educational Videos

The rare 13 year-old breed.


WARNING: DO NOT WATCH.


WUT


Every typical 16-year-old girl underneath all the fat-girl angle shots.
[edit] 16-Year-Old Gallery

Like, totally! tehehe!


Glitter graphics--the tool 16 year old girls use to hypnotize you into commenting on their pictures. Excessive use of these delicate weapons of mass destruction gives visitors seizures.


What happens when you make fun of a 16 year old girls myspace page.


Moar 16 year old girls. Note the shitty pseudo-scene/???? MySpace photography, commonly mistaken as art

Guess the loli...


Every 16 year old girls fantasy.*They think they can convert any fag 'look at pic' into first class heterosexuals*


Some 16-year-old-girls are asking for Nigra cock, which is the reason for AIDS.


A formal portrait of a 16 year old

An acceptable means of raising your 16 year old daughter


Taking the moral highground with a look of disgust is one of their favorite pastimes.


It's 16-year-old girl but is it art?


Arabs handle their problems the right way

16 year old girls tend to congregate together


Attention whores and 16 year old girls go together like AIDS and Africa
[edit] 16-Year-Old Girls OL

* Rachelle Waterman
* Sinderella7
* Cory Kennedy
* Crystal Shinkle
* Moot
* Sarah Champion
* Lynzee Stauss
* Poptarrrt
* Princessoftheponies
* Trap-kun
* Vidal
* Yariman
* Gas Mask Girl
* Myspace whore
* ILY
* Zoe Kimball
* Tammyslut
* Vanessa Hudgens
* Gothbabe0504
* Lonelygirl15
* Jasmine Richardson

[edit] See Also

* 14/f/Cali
* 16 year old Japanese schoolgirl
* 16 year old rape victim needs help
* 13-year-old boy
* Teenager
* Pedo Baiting
* Underage b&
* Suicide
* Technical virgin
* Preteen pageant
* Cheerleader
* I'm so confused
* Cutting
* Angst
* OMG
* Asking for it

[edit] External Links

* Teenage girls so, like, rule English
* OMG Yahoo!
* www.dolliecrave.com Source for 100% of 16-year-old girl avatars and myspace layouts Warning: might WILL make you want to tear your eyes out.


16-year-old girl is part of a series on
Live Journal
Visit the LiveJournal Portal for complete coverage.
16-year-old girl is part of a series on Whores.

[ Flash Me ] [ Put it Away! ] [ Flash Me ] 0
Whore Templates:

16 year old girls • Attention • Cam • Comment • Drama • Fat • Prostatot • Prostitute • Queen • Scene • Skank • Skeezer • Slut
"Famous" Whores:

Amy Winehouse • Anna Nicole Smith • Aria Giovanni • Ashlee Simpson • Ashley Tisdale • Belladonna • Britney Spears • Dave Eggers • Idol • Jamie Lynn Spears • Lily Allen • Madonna • Miss Teen South Carolina • Paris Hilton • The Mulberry Eight • Tila Tequila • Vanessa Hudgens
Internet Whores:

90 Day Jane • Akiane • Aliza Shvarts • Blondie_xoxo • Chris Crocker • Crystal Shinkle • Gemma Anscomb • GoddessMine • Inmendham • Jodie Hudson • Klara Wagner • klutzypriss07 • Laura Talbot • Lustifera • Nameless • Olene • Rachel Bruno • Rahaeli • Randi Harper • Rottensick • Sadhe_Sati • Sema JayHawk • SnowVhite • Sweet Eva • Sub-chan • Tara Gilesbie/My Immortal • Trap-kun • Tricia Walsh-Smith • Verynicelady • Zoey Zane
Their Methods: Angst | Attention | Bebo | Cheating | Comments | Cutting | Desperation | Disease | Drama | Insanity | Internet Disease | LiveJournal | Partying | Taking A Break | What he doesn't know can't hurt him | Narcissism
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